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		<title>Moving once again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 17:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soon, the centre of the universe should be back at cenobyte.ca. The big change will be no more cenobyte.ca/words; just the root directory. I&#8217;ll let you know when that happens. Um. Carry on.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=464&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth, revealed</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cenobyte</dc:creator>
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		<title>Saskatchewan Decision-makers Get Stupider</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just read this article about how the Saskatchewan provincial government plans to end the subsidy it provides to chiropractors. Of all the stupid decisions that the Saskatchewan goverment has made lately, this is the stupidest. I realise they have to cover their arses for the utterly irresponsible budget they passed last year that depended [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=454&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wide-Eyed and Shocked</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 19:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[nekkit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You know what really gets me? What really gets me is when you&#8217;re at the pool or the gym or something and you go to change because you are IN THE CHANGE ROOM and people stare at you and make little uncomfortable coughing noises because you&#8217;re naked. Or half-naked. What, do you expect me to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=451&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Lax Language, the Return of</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cenobyte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back, I said something which I don&#8217;t entirely remember exactly what it was about not wanting to have the discussion about why writing the way people speak is not acceptable if the people doing the speaking are utter morons. Oh right. This is how I said it : save the &#8216;but that&#8217;s how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=404&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Really, critics?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gag writer defends campy closing ceremony First, go read that article by Valerie Fortney of the Calgary Herald. For the record, I&#8217;ve no idea if she lives in Calgary South (thereby being responsible for homophobic tool Jason Kenney being elected MP). Also, that last sentence has absolutely nothing to do with the article. Or with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=405&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s just that</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cenobyte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We haven&#8217;t much to tell you these days. I could talk about the streaker at city hall in the Queen&#8217;s City, but that&#8217;s already been done. I could tell you about how Canadian Members of Parliament are finally going back to work (lousy shirkers). I could talk about how miffed I am that &#8216;feminist&#8217; is [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=406&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>To My Boyfriends</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cenobyte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love you all. You know that, because I tell you all the time. Buddy Holly, you were my first boyfriend. Coincidentally, you were also my first dead boyfriend. You know what? I&#8217;m not going to harp on little imperfections like not having a pulse. What can I say to you, Johnny Depp? Oh! A [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=407&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Old often means better (+PSA)</title>
		<link>http://c3n0byte.wordpress.com/2010/02/27/old-often-means-better-psa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cenobyte</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For instance, when oiling your hardwood floors, it is *much* better (and faster, actually) to just get down on your hands and knees and do it yourself by hand, rather than trying to use fancy &#8220;time and energy saving&#8221; products and machines. And mineral oil is still best. If you could change a woman&#8217;s hair [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=408&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Style Advice</title>
		<link>http://c3n0byte.wordpress.com/2010/02/24/style-advice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cenobyte</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[piss in your eye]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Style]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mr. Dressup]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies, let&#8217;s sit and have a little chat, shall we? Some of you need an intervention. Some of you needed an intervention when you were still under the age of ten. I&#8217;m sure some of you won&#8217;t pay attention to this intervention, but really, trust me: it&#8217;s for your own good, and for the good [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=c3n0byte.wordpress.com&amp;blog=616308&amp;post=410&amp;subd=c3n0byte&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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